It's been a good day...
The first great thing came in an e-mail today from my friend Dave, I find that I have been turned into a South Park Character. Please take note of the fingerless gloves so I can conduct, the great pom-pom on the handknit hat, the head mic so I can talk as I rehearse, and the beard and glasses. The comfy khaki and running jacket complete the ensemble. (Make your own South Park Character here!) Thanks, Dave, you're the best!
Then, in a quick shopping trip, I saw it. It's lovely. It's porcelain. It's red on the outside, white on the inside. It has a 16 quart capacity. It's:
My new dye pot! Life IS good!
posted by Paul @ 7:34 PM
105 Comments:
Awwww, I want that dye pot! They are so expensive here, even in the outlet stores. You're gonna have a great time wtih that!
It came from wallmart - 50% off!!!!!! If you e-mail me, I'll tell ya what I gave for it!
Looks like you are all set to go. I'm definitely looking foward to seeing your dyed yarn.
Oh my...red is definitely your color! I have a South Park Character in my class area online for my students. South Park Annie, they got a big chuckle out of it when I had them log in to show them around their homework area.
I am awaiting photos of your dyeing weekend on the edge of my seat...
:o)
That dye pot is to die for... Well, pot is to die for... I guess I won't go there. But I just love anything red. It's just an excitable color....
Be sure to add some olive oil if you are going to roll around in the KoolAid with Ann and Dave. Less friction, more fun! Leaves your skin sooooo, soooo soft and colorful.
Hear that, Ann and Dave, WE need to add olive oil for when WE roll around in the Kool-aid. So,when are WE going to get together to "dye"... hehehehehe
Thanks for the tip, Diana. Did someone give you this advioce, or did you find this out on your own?
(Have I mentioned lately how entertaining blogging is? HA!)
I cracked up laughing when I read this first thing this morning. I love the addition of the oil! Given the circumstances I have a feeling my role would be to hold the camera.
:o)
This is going to have me giggling all day!
I can't think of two people I would rather roll around with...hmmm on second thought let's see---Mark Harmon & George Clooney. Are you boys willing to play dress up?
Evil grin......
Oo, oo, oo!!!! I get to be Goerge, I get to be George!!!!!
Hell, I'll take Mark Harmon any time. AN-Y-TIME! (He was such a cutie as a model back in the 70's. Just sayin'...)
There is just something about that man...He STILL is mighty fine looking. Like a fine aged wine---oh my...
Fanning myself...
I wonder if he is into Kool-Aid packages and warm oil?
Did someone mention Mark Harmon?
*perk*
That's a mighty big button you've got there, sweetie.
/runs like hell
My, Cookie, you must weigh next to nothin with all the commenting and running you do... LOL!!! Are ya afraid we're gonna slap ya or somethin'? hehehehehe!!!
I shrunk Paul down so he would fit on my side bar. {He screamed like a girl while I did it.} You can steal him from my blog if you want the mini me version of Paul.
Mmmmmark Harmon....
Ann
Hey, Ann, what'd you do, use an ice cube??
Bwafuckinghahahahahaha
OMG..I am sitting here at the computer howling with laughter...are we blog chatting tonight?
Paul isn't here to defend himself..is that fair? HELL YES!
Where are you Paul?
Ok, here it comes..... BLOG CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woohooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Friday night fun!!!!!!!!!!
24 minutes, so make this shit fun!!!!
Ready
set
GO
We are such cheap dates....
Wow, my Friday night just go so much brighter..If you could be a Kool-Aid flavor, what flavor would you be?
Me? CHERRY of course..cause that ship sailed a long time ago
Hey, I do not scream like a girl!
I scream like Mark Harmon!
I have a thing for Mark Harmon..apparently I am not alone in this.
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Yes I know. That's why I said it
Dave,
Are you consuming alcholic beverages this evening? You appear to be in rare form.
That's NASTY, Dave!
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
As my friend Michael would say breeder talk makes him say ewwwwwwww
No, I'm drinking water. Just glad the weekend is here.
I'm going annonymous this evening
Paul told me you one night you were cracking open a beer..I just knew that could not be true.
Are you trying to protect the innocent? I'm not buying that act anymore.
I had a coupe of beers earlier, but nothing past 9 or I'll be up peeing all night. Just filtered water now.
Dave,
You look realy good as Anonymous. Those sun glasses are really you!
HEY, muthafucka! *I'M* anonymous!
I had a drink with dinner...that's unusual for me..but it helped me to relax...
Who is innocent? In this blogchat room?
Someone else is horning in on my annymous status.
We have been invaded by aliens? Cookie is that you?
If she leaves, does that her a Cookie Cutter?
Get it? She's here, and then leaves, cuts out....oh, never mind...
Paul,
Are you all ready for the big day tomorrow? I bet you will be up all night just anticipating tomorrow's excitement!
Did Pauly leave to walk the dog again?
Wait, that wasn't Dave???
Shit...
no, Pauly is here
I think "walking the dog" is code for something else.
I think it was Ann
i have everything all set up in the kitchen for tomorrow. I feel like a kid on Christmas eve...
Aww, that's cute
Don't be naughty, Ann. That's called chokin' the chicken...
Me use the F word? Blushing...
Oh? Then what's spanking the Monkey then?
I don't have a monkey... Just the dog
Ah, then no spanking over there
I think that's the same as chokin the chicken, Dave...
I won't even go there about the dog...
Nope, no spanking since the paddle broke... long story...
She doesn't have a monkey either, Ann
Pounding the desk laughing...the paddle broke?
I may need photos
well, it was an antique...
Pounding the desK? Is that the female version of beating the meat then?
Gad, so juvenile
No...that would be rubbing off betty..not pounding the desk.
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rubbing off betty? That's funny
OK, I just threw up a little.
Can we say these things in my comment window??????
Oh, you two have just totally destroyed your innocent reputation in blogland...THE C WORD?
Caressing? That's bad?
ok, ok, i'll get rid of it....
Paul, this should all be deleted. Imagine the spam you wil get from using the "C" word, and it doesn't mean cramps.
Paul...you can say whatever you want..then delete all of your comments so just the anonymous guy and I look guilty.
2 minute warning then it's time to snatch off.
I got rid of it. Took it right out...
or is that an anonymous gal?
I have always been pro-caressing myself.
dd, you have a snatch??
No, that's still me
Please..send photos
Mangina
send photos of dd's snatch???
mangina...yeah, that's it
OK, kids, I'll leave you to to pondering my manliness and stuff.
I fear that I'm going to have to get rid of all of these comments. Why are we such pigs when we get together. Why do we not have our own private chatroom???
Dave...
Make sure you call out both of our names tonight...
Night!
And you both are teachers, talking like this!!!!
that's the stupidest word - mangina....
Would that be PaulyAnna then?
Dave, you can't leave yet!
So, we're teachers. You should hear the students...
I am just a part time teacher..so I can still be a part time slut...back in 10 minutes...
Why? No leave yet? Huh?
I have 69 new messages in my inbox....
We've not had the fireworks yet. That's why he can't leave
You have a problem with Mangine, and you can throw around things link In Box??? PIG!
I do gotta go. I'm gonna let you make your own fireworks. lol Ann, pass him the Kool Aid flavored oil.
It's MY comment window... I can say whatever the hell I want!
Sleep well, and have fun un the AM!
hi
WTF did I miss?
Who are you peoples and how did you get in Pauly's blog?
We are the Kool-Aid angels..are you new?
Pauly is busily deleting comments...LOL
I guess so. *L*
Or he is "walking the dog"
Oh...I just have to get this to 100 comments..we need to set a new record
Poor Pauly!
It's crazy here on a Friday night.
He may be opening his Kool-Aid packages for the dyeing tomorrow
Just checking in this morning to see if you have recovered from your night of binge blog chatting.
:o)
Ann
You people are just NUTS!!!!
That's a dye pot? Sheesh.. I'd save that to use for company *grin*
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